Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Final Fours

Tonight marked the final Wednesday night of the 22nd season of Survivor and we are left with the Final Four plus another Final Four. Like I said, there is a Final Four – Boston Rob, Special Agent Phil, Natalie the Snitch and her sapphic lover, Natalie. But there is also another Final Four left on Redemption Island – Holy Roller Matt, Mike the Benevolent, Valley Girl Wannabe Andrea and Boston Rob’s old buddy, Grant. With only the two-hour season finale left on Sunday night, a lot has to happen. 

That’s two sets of four that have to be dealt with in only 120 minutes. And 15 of those minutes will be wasted “paying homage” to those that were already eliminated.

Two Final Fours, what are they thinking? Are they mad? Well, at least it should be very interesting. It may be even mind-boggling.

Here is my take on the Final Fours:

Holding on by the skin of their teeth are the Final Four on Redemption Island. Most likely, only one of them will make it back to compete for the title of Sole Survivor. With that in mind, this is how I feel about them.

Valley Girl Wannabe Andrea sucks. There is no nice way to put it. After stabbing her chum Matt in the back twice, she had the gall to blubber about being lied to by the people she trusted. She doesn’t need to come back to Wisconsin as far as I am concerned.

I was pulling for Mike the Benevolent until he pulled that boneheaded move last week. Did he honestly believe by giving the creeps from Ometepe time with their loved ones rather than spending time with his mother was going to get him anywhere? Come on.

That leaves Holy Roller Matt and Boston Rob’s old buddy, Grant. I am torn because I want it to be whoever will cause Rob the most anguish when they get back in the game. I thought that was Matt until tonight when Rob stuck the knife in Grant’s back and twisted it about seven times. I need to see Boston Rob squirm.

Now for my opinion of the Final Four left back at camp.

Natalie the Snitch is a young kid who doesn’t know any better. She’s only 19; that’s her only excuse. However, she should decide who she loves more, Boston Rob or Natalie. She either has her head up Rob’s ass or her nose buried in Natalie’s armpit. She better make her mind up soon.

I was disappointed at the limited amount of face time that Special Agent Phil received in tonight’s episode. Granted, he made the most out of what he did get, but I still wanted more. He makes the finale must-see TV whether he is on the jury or in the finals.

A month ago I couldn’t stand Ashley. Now I find myself rooting for her. She is the only one that has enough brains to realize that Boston Rob needs to go. Unfortunately, it is probably too late.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to discern that I am not a big fan of Boston Bob. It’s beyond me that some of the same people who hated Russell Hantz are fans of Boston Rob. He is just as arrogant and evil as Hantz, plus he also has that moronic accent. What does Ambah see in him?

Sunday’s finale should be quite compelling, if only to see how they are going to deal with two Final Fours. The icing on the cake would be if that slimy rat, Boston Rob didn’t win.

Before I close tonight, I need to ask a question. Am I the only one who felt a little sorry for the Furry Farmer during the duel on Redemption Island tonight? He was at such a disadvantage not being able to spell. I’m just saying, I felt bad for him.

Sunday night can’t come soon enough. I can’t wait. Until next time…from the booth.

1 comment:

Leplume said...

Rob is in the final for sure. That's a given. I'm still hoping Matt comes through and makes it to the end but I cant figure out how they're going to do that when there are eight people left! Sunday will be good.