As many of you know, Oprah Winfrey has recently launched her own network. It is called OWN – Oprah Winfrey Network. A tad pretentious? Perhaps, but when you are worth 2.4 billion dollars, you can call your network anything you want. Having your own network would be outstanding, wouldn’t it? So outstanding that I have decided to create my own network.
Since I am not worth quite as much Oprah, my network will be called K-Town TV and will be based in Kenosha. The local shows will be done at my Luap Studios located in lovely downtown Kenosha. If you are clever, you will figure out the studio name.
Here is the logo and the Monday thru Friday Schedule:
Midnight – 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1:00 am – 2 episodes of Cheers
2:00 am – 2 episodes of News Radio
3:00 am – 2 episodes of The Bob Newhart Show
4:00 am – 2 episodes of Wings
5:00 am – Barney Miller
5:30 am – The Dick Van Dyke Show
6:00 am – Leave It To Beaver
6:30 am – The Andy Griffith Show
7:00 am – TMJ4 Live at Daybreak – Kim, Vitrano, Gotter and Vitrano
8:00 am – The Newlywed Game
8:30 am – The Match Game
9:00 am – Light ‘em Lenny w/Lenny Palmer
10:00 am – Curmudgeon Corner w/Michael Chagdes
11:00 am – Shakin’ Up Kenosha w/Dennis Shook
Noon – Bundy’s Big Bang w/Joey Vagnoni
1:00 pm – Kenosha Sports Talk w/Pat Hegewald
2:00 pm – K-Town Classics w/Paul Vagnoni
3:00 pm – Survivor: Simmons Island w/Mary Beth Lindqvist
4:00 pm – What Does Dr. J Say? w/Jamie Cairo
5:00 pm – Tasting Kenosha w/Gordon Ramsay
6:00 pm – TMJ4 Live – Pathieu, McCrady, Fish and Needles
6:30 pm – UK News – “Taylored” for America
7:00 pm – Northern Exposure
8:00 pm – The Sopranos
9:00 pm – The Wire
10:00 pm – TMJ4 Live – Pathieu, McCrady, Fish and Needles
10:30 pm – Local and Live! w/Jim Selovich
I think it will be a great weekday lineup. Without going into great detail, the weekend schedule would consist of my favorite game shows, sitcoms and a mini-marathon from 5:00 pm to 10:00 pm. Marathons would include: The Three Stooges, World’s Strongest Man, King Of The Hill, Whose Line Is It Anyway? (BBC), Survivor and Hell’s Kitchen to name a few.
There you have it. Pretty impressive, huh? I will give you a while to absorb the concept. Feel free to send me comments and suggestions, as this lineup can be tweaked. Over the next few days I will elaborate on some of the “local” shows. So be sure to check back often!
Until next time…from the booth.